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How To Impress Girls - Or Maybe Not By : Duane Shinn
I suppose that all males at some time in their life attempt to impress girls. My efforts started in about the 5th grade, and left a great deal to be desired.
How I Found Out That God Bowls On Monday Evenings at 7 By : Duane Shinn
I grew up wondering what Jesus did on Monday evenings. My Uncle Verge went bowling on Monday evenings, and although a good Methodist child wouldn't be caught dead inside a bowling alley back in those days, I sometimes visualized Jesus bowling along side of Uncle Verge, since they both apparently had Monday evenings off.
Never Open An Outhouse Door Without Knocking By : Duane Shinn
I suppose that every hometown of every child holds certain favorite hiding places, or short cuts, or little-known doors or cubbyholes or secret passageways or whatever, and Auburn, the little town where I grew up, was no exception.
How Grandma's Lap Robe Saved My Legs By : Duane Shinn
As I was growing up, Grandma always made sure that I wouldn't catch cold by insisting I have a lap robe over my legs. Didn't matter if it was 32 degrees or 100 degrees; the lap robe was an absolute necessity.
Honey Do List Gone Wild For Unemployed Men By : Barbara Cipak
Sarcastic humor, yes it is the healer of our soul. A cup of reality mixed in with some slap-my-face humor put in the form of two poems. Laughing our way to the grave, now there's a plan.
The Effects Of Funny Things By : Vicki Churchill
This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter & really funny things.
Are You Spreading Humor By : David Hill
My first thought upon seeing the subject, "Are you sharing humor?" was that it referred to comics or orators. After giving some thought to the subject I began to see that each one of us, at sometime or other, should share our humor.
Just A Bus Trip Or A Daytime Nightmare? By : Martyn Brown
Martyn Brown writes and edits home business publications but, on occasions, looks at the lighter side of life. Martyn took a rare bus trip.
Mobile Disco - Quick Before They Lock Us In By : Martyn Brown
This is a true account of a mobile discotheque performed at an 'Old Folks' home. Highly entertaining ... and the disco was too.
Welcome Back Professor! By : marco miranda
On his return from Zurich the Professor discusses Iraq, Middle East situation and Axis of Evil matters. A humorous slant on serious matters.
Do You Want to Know What Happened to Karl? By : marco miranda
It seem that Karl Rove;s brilliant perdormance is coming to an end as a reult of the Democrat's victory in the Mid Term Elections,
Do You Want to Know what Goes On at the White House? By : marco miranda
Recent political changes are bound to affect the jobs and lives of White House officials. Let us hear some of the gossip.
Is the Word Christmas Politically Correct? By : marco miranda
The so called political correctness has created absurd guidelines affecting ordinary situations, events and personalities in our society. Time to unmask some of them.
The Druggie, The Witch, You, Me and Harry Potter By : Ba Kiwanuka
Bodybuilders, bats, witches, princes and druggies! Seems like everybody is cruising The Potter Express these days.
Fran Capo, Angel On Her Shoulder By : Mark Greenstein
well known comedian, Fran Capo has been on the Larry King Show, and said the Eulogy for the victims of the Titanic tragedy. Hear her divine story of her contact with a real angel.
Express And Impress With Buddy Icons By : Daniel Wesley
The icons used in many IM programs like AOL Instant, Yahoo Messenger and MSN Messenger are referred to as buddy icons.
Rate People And Get Yourself Rated On Websites By : Daniel Wesley
Submit some of your pictures so that the members of a particular website can rate you on the basis of the photographs you submit or upload on the website.
Galloping Gooseberry - A Real Life Experience By : Sarathy sadagopan
Sagarika, a business writer with a delhi based pulication shares a funny life experience of hers.
Fun Free Games By : Vicki Churchill
Everyone likes to play games from children to adults and you don't have to hurt your wallet organising a fun day or evening of entertainment. Some of the most enjoyable activities are simple free games
A Concise History Of Cartoons And Funny Pictures By : Vicki Churchill
For as long as man has been able to paint and draw, funny pictures and cartoons have been depicted on caves walls, canvas, paper, floors, ceilings and even skin!
Why Are Some Plants Called Weeds? By : Tom Henricks
Shouldn't weed classification really should remain in the eye of the beholder?
The Truth Behind Valentine's Day - Past and Present By : Corina Clemence
The legend of Saint Valentine, and some interesting facts and stories about how it is celebrated today.
15 Ways To Get Real Frustrated With Your PC By : patty
A humorous look at how to abuse your PC.
Quotes to Make You Laugh By : Steven Jeny
Laughter is undoubtedly good for your health. Sometimes, however, it is hard to break a smile. Monday mornings at work come to mind. Well, here are some quotes that can tackle even the Monday morning blues.
It's official. They are not together! By : James Monahan
This announcement came after tabloid stories said that the couple's marriage was indeed on the rocks.
How Do You Know When You're Middle Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Middle age is a time in life we want to forget, ignore,avoid, or put off for at least another twenty years. How do you know when you're middle age?
What Happens When Mother Nature Mixes Black and White? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Are you a victim of gray days? Do you frequently wish that Mother Nature didn't have black and white on her palette and couldn't paint days gray?
Who Put The OK In Cook? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
How I got from kitchen-challenged to Gourmet Magazine recipes in spite of myself and in less than a decade of embarrasing experiences.
What Does Your Name Say About You? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Why we are named what we are runs the gamut from being a namesake to having an invented name. However, most of our names fall somewhere in the middle. What does your name say about you?
Coveting Thy Brother-in-Laws Tractor By : Jesse Turner
Is there any sweeter sight or sound than seeing the green and yellow of a John Deere and then hearing it roar to life at 4:00 in the morning? Friends say I'm "so weird" and I've conceded that point a long time ago, but, I still want that tractor.
Aggravation and Adventure in the Garden By : Jesse Turner
In our first try at gardening we were naive enough to think "plant it and it will grow", well, that bubble was burst rather quickly.
Miscellaneous Musings About Manure By : Jesse Turner
Black gold, excrement par excellence, castings from the worm gods? yea, I dress it up and call it anything but what it really is, since I'm using it in my garden and my lawn and to burn/rot out tree stumps. For a waste product it sure has a lot of uses.
Wood Stove Heating and No Frozen Pipes! By : Jesse Turner
We've been heating our home with a wood stove for quite a few years now, but every year I'm told that I'd better get a propane heater for supplimental heat "cause your pipes are gonna freeze". Well, they never have, sub zero temperatures and a cold wood stove in the morning and I still have running water - must be clean living or dumb luck, however you want to look at it.
Do You Look Good In Pink? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Fashion styles come and go and some come back again. Are you in fashion or are you in orage?
Do You Find Convenience Inconvenient? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Modern technology is meant to simplify our lives, but is your life simpler in the kitchen?
Do You Watch Your Words? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Most peoples' use of the dictionary falls somewhere between not having taken its price tag off and having more than one. Where are you on the usage scale?
Women, Would You Like To Be A Man For A Day? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'd like to be a man for a day to improve my ability to be empathetic. After all, being a man can't be as hard as it looks - can it?
Did Bad Manners Make Your Mother Yell? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Teaching children manners makes us appreciate what are parents went through teaching us. Was it hard to remember it's rude to yell even when yelling about manners?
It Might As Well Be Spring - Shouldn't It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When you look out your window, can you tell if it's spring. It's easy for me. I know where spring is.
What's A Television Without Pictures? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Why I would choose radio over television. Would you?
Who Springs Into Cleaning? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Spring cleaning spoils spring, but I may have found a way to take the spring out of cleaning.
Do You Want To Bet It Hasn't Changed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When you walk down the Las Vegas strip or through the hotels, you see very few children. Laas Vegas has grown up - again.
Were You Part Of The Collective Sigh After Christmas? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Congratulations! You're finally recovered from the pressure of buying Christmas presents. But what about the gifts for the other holidays througout the year?
How Often Do You Gamble? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Gambling is not only in our blood, it's embedded in our everyday lives.
For Better Or For Worse? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
All husbands are unique, but am I the only one whose husband wants to be anonymous?
Am I The Only One? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it?
Do You Feel Foolish? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
In this article I cover everything from the origin of April Fool's Day to my frustration that it's on a Sunday this year

I researched the origin of April Fool's day, so I know when and where it started. However, I have no idea if it will ever stop.
Do Post-its Stick To YourMind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There seem to be more and more ads on television, but are they effective? Do you remember what Donald Sutherland was advertising?
What's A Sure Cure For Pigging Out? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Becoming a vegetarian is a lifestyle change. If politicians became vegetarians, would they stop putting pork in their bills?
Peanuts And Crackerjack? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people think baseball is boring. It's not if you know how to watch the game.
Are You A Bad Dreamer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams.
Is It A Good Look Or A Stare? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Why don't women who are hair challenged like I am form a support group. We would have someone to console us after a bad haircut or someone to borrow a hat from on bad hair days.
Do You Know What's In Store? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I claimed I could buy a gift for family or friends in any store. My husband turned my claim into a challenge.
Do Some Days Seem Thirty-four Hours Long? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Everyone has bad days, but not everyone had my grandmother. Her philosophy about bad days is good today.
Do You Know How Generous You Are? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
We are all aware when we do a favor for someone. However, we are doing unintentional favors every day.
How Do You Define Friend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Friends come in both sexes, but a woman makes a better friend for a woman than a man would.
One Mans Struggle With A Large Corporation By : David Cowley
A humorous account of one mans struggle with a large corporation
Wish It Were The Weekend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
We look forward to weekends - time to relax and have fun; and most of us dread Mondays. That can be fixed.
Are You Wearing A Uniform? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it.
Is Driving Yourself Crazy A Short Trip? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
After driving in New YOrk City, I thought LA driving would be easy. These days can you go for a Sunday drive in any city?
Where Does Time Go And How Can I Stop It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The hands on clocks seem to spin faster than the speed of light. It's time to put some light on the subject of slowing it down.
Do You Take This Man? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Weddings run the gamut from economical to extravagant and from judge of the peace to one-hundred-piece orchestra. However,is the wedding really the happient day of a couples' life?
Are You A Creature Of Habit? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit.
Is Health Food Really Healthy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Food made by Mother Nature is healthy. Food put in jars and boxes by Paul Newman isn't as healthy as he looks. Food I make requires a healthy appetite... but can you have a healthy appetite without healthy food?
Another Blond Joke? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun.
Would You Rather Have A Boyfriend Or A Dog? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Boyfriends and dogs have a lot in common. Which would you rather have?
Have You Heard My New Word? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Things that you experience through one or more of your senses are real. They can't be unbelieveable. That's why I invented the word "hardtobelievable".
Did You Buy It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Ads are everywhere - from the floor to the sky and almost everywhere in between. You may advertise products evey day.
Do You Have The Flair To Be A "Woman Of A Certain Age"? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"A woman of a certain age" is not just any older woman. She has a certain flair, as well as certain privileges.
Have You Tried Creative Complaining? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
A Colorado minister inroduced his congregation to the idea of positive complaining or ... how to put a positive spin on some of the negativity in your life.
Does Chattering Idly Sound Like Gossip? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
We all feel better when we hear that someone's life is more out of contol than ours. But will that make us gossips?
Is There An Art To Judging Good Art? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
You can put paint on a chicken's feet and have it walk across a canvas, but is this art?
What's WYT Shopping? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Would you like to be sipping egg nog the day before Chritmas instead of skipping meals to get everything done? Then WYT shopping is for you.
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. By : John DeJong
This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil.
Have You Exercised The Option To Exercise? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I understand that exercising to stay in shape is important for my health, but how do you fit a rectangular shape into a well-rounded hole?
Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets By : John DeJong
Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit.
Do Little, White Lies Keep You Out Of Heaven? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Little white lies come in all shapes and sizes. Why do we tell them - even to ourselves?
Wasn't Making Hard Copies Easier? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Computers were invented to make our lives easier. Over the years they have gotten smaller in size, but computers are still big headaches.
Is It A Good Sign? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Signs are everywhere. You might be wearing one. You might have sat on one today. In fact, right now you have a handful.
What Would You Do If You Ran The World? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Whenever my grandmother was frustrated by something, she'd say, "If I ran the world" and then she'd proceed to tell us how she'd fix the probllem. Now I occasionally run the world. Try it. I think you'll like it.
Are You Motivated To Be Motivated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out?
Do Manners Make The Man? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
From wearing hats inside and backwards to "Please turn off your cell phones" - manners change as times change.
Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If you want an opportunity to meet people and make close friendships, travel by plane.
Are You A Procrastinator? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators.
Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution.
How Many Ways Do You Recycle? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Everything is recycled. My desk is recycled wood. My computer is recyled technology. The family photo is a recycled memory and I am recycled genes.
Orange You Glad Orange Is Out? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings.
Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see.
Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you.
Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I think Mother's Day is the right day to ask this question. After giving the gift of life to your child, is a simple, little thank you every day too much to ask?
Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Trashing, also known as littering, is a sign of disrespect for the environment, disrespect for others and a sign that that the trasher deserves to be disrepected.
Build It And They Will Come? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history.
What's An Emotional Massage? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When we told friends we were moving to a smaller house with bigger problems, they didn't understand why - until they saw the view.
Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Look around you. People are missing. I think it's due to the 21st century version of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers".
Why Is There No Time Like The Present? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Type A personalities will feel compelled to read this because it's about Type A personalities. All others will want to read it to find out why Type A personalities are compelled to.
Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land' By : Judi Lynn Lake
As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that.
What Does America Say To You? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
America means different things to different people. From offering religious freedom to being the home of Disneyland - America has as many meanings as it has Americans.
Are You Off-Track? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor.
Stones Quest Series for Young Adutls is Gainning Popularity By : LaRene Ellis
A sci-fi novel series for young adults readers is out. It is a five book series that is gaining popularity. Two of the five books are published and their third will be out in Feb. 2008. The series has something in it for everyone: romance, action, sci-fi/fantasy, humor, and suspense. Children and adults can also enjoy the story. A thrilling read!
How Natural Is The Natural Look? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Makeup manufacturers make millions selling products to make us look natural and naturally we buy them.

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