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Is It Really As Good For The Gander? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
In marriage, job and life expectancy, what's good for the goose isn't always the same for the gander.
Do Old Sayings Still Mean What They Say? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, absence makes the heart grow fonder, don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today - old sayings never die, we just hear them differently.
Why Aren't Things What They Seem? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Computer graphics, special effects in movies, plastic surgery - these are just a few examples of why things aren't always what they seem.
Is It To Die For? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
To die for is a frequently used expression. Paradoxically, it's an expression with long life.
What's The Lowdown On Dental Hygiene? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Electric toothbrushes, whitening toothpastes, bacteria-fighting rinses and minted flow - today dental hygiene is a subject you can get your teeth into.
Spectacular Spectator Sports to See in Fantastic Fresno By : Juble.com
The incredibly beautiful Save Mart Center located at Fresno State University, is home to concerts, family shows, and most importantly, sporting events. And in Fresno, sports are a great big deal. While you visit Fresno during your vacation, you'll never forgive yourself if you don't make time to take in an event. You have quite a few options to choose from for your spectator enjoyment. It could be basketball, played only the way the Fresno Bulldogs play the game, Fresno Falcons hockey, or you could head over to the Grizzlies Stadium to watch some major league baseball. Football is a favorite pastime in Fresno too; the Bulldog football team has been making quite a name for itself in recent years.
Detroit Nightlife By : Juble.com
Detroit Michigan has long been thought of as a city of nightlife. This is mostly because of the legendary status of Motown, the birth of the musical era that would inevitably change the musical world, as we know it. Today, the lights never go out in downtown Detroit and it has become one of the most popular, as well as the most varied, of nightlife spots in the United States. The city literally has hundreds of popular clubs and bars that people travel hundreds of miles to visit, and in some cases thousands.
The San Jose Nightlife, California Style After Hours By : Juble.com
The ideal vacation getaway is one where there are thousands of activities from every aspect imaginable, including the ethnicity. No one wants a vacation full of meals at the same types of restaurants. The same holds true with activities. While the beach may be fun, no one wants to sit on the beach for two weeks straight without a break. They want variety. Finally, who would look forward to the same sports bar every night for after hour's entertainment? People want variety, and that is what they get in the San Jose California nightlife.
Faulty Meat Processing Machines Go Haywire By : Catherine Harvey
A humourous look at what can happen if meat processing machines malfunction.
Funny Greeting Cards For The Busy Lifestyle By : Alexa Ferotina
Since I live in America, I have a busy lifestyle. I bet you do too. I do keep a day planner and I keep important anniversaries, birthdays, etc. in it, and, when time allows, I run to the greeting card shop and try to find the just the right match for the right person.
Top Six Funniest Cartoons On The Internet By : Alexa Ferotina
Comedy's real king may have you fooled. You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians put together.
Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One By : Jack Deal
As if there isn't enough to worry about already...
Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks? By : Jack Deal
Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail?
The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d'Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse By : Jack Deal
We think we have it bad until we see someone that has it really bad...
Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse? By : Jack Deal
Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down?
Science, Healthy Lifestyles, Men - Twice Likely Brilliant, Or Thick As A Brick By : Derek Dashwood
Recent research findings by University of Edinburgh shows that in tests between males and females, both sexes are about equal in average intelligence. There is, however, twice as much variability in smarter or dumber among men than in women.
Is It Really What It Seems? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If what you see is what you get, why don't I know if it really is what it seems?
Use This Political Ad And You Have My Vote By : Dave Dorgan
The only honest polictcal ad. In a perfect world, I would vote for the candidate that used this politcal ad.
Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life By : Jack Deal
It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages.
Is There Other Than A Mother? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When a woman becomes a mother, she becomes a jacqueline of all trades.
How Changeable Is Change? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Change affects our lives in many ways. So what's changed?
Are You Old Enough To Know Better? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Aren't people who worry about their age old enough to know better?
It's a Pig Thing: My Very Strange and Ongoing Relationship with Pigs By : Jack Deal
A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue.
Are You Holding The Line? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are all kinds of lines. Frankly, just thinking about them causes lines in my forehead.
Is It Music To Your Ears? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Music is like frosting on the cake of life. Not everyone likes the same kind of music, but - hard as it os to believe - not everyone likes chocolate cake.
Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time By : Jack Deal
Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything.
Partition Experts To Keep The Peace By : Catherine Harvey
A look at teh uniqueness of what makes an exhibition stand designer so good at his job.
A Very Unlucky Day By : Buboy Francisco
The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months.
What's Your Perspective On Perspective? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Is it possible for our perspectives to change without us changing?
4 Ways In Which Erection Enhancer Pills Can Get You Into Trouble By : Gary Toh
This article highlights the negative side of erection enhancement pills. If you are thinking of getting one, make sure you are not caught in these situations.
Do You Get What You Pay For? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When we're disappointed with a purchase, it's hard to believe we got what we paid for. I've gotten some expensive lessons in life.
Are You Compulsive Or Just Highly Motivated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't think I'm compulsive about cleaning my kitchen. Some people think you are what you eat. I just think you are where you eat.
Are You Losing Sleep Over It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Has lack of sleep become this century's sleeping sickness?
How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy By : Jack Deal
By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits.
humor and the zen of laughter By : Rick London..
Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction.
How Many Makes A Collection? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
A man is known by the company he keeps - and the things he collects.
the zen of laughing aloud By : Rick London..
Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. On stage artists have the advantage of us cartoonists, so we have to work twice as hard to get your attention.
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www.very-funny-videos.com Latest Funny v1.0 - Desktop::Screen Savers: Vehicles Software By : Sundhed Og Helbred
www.very-funny-videos.com Latest Funny Videos Screensaver that gives you the latest videos right on your screen!
Is Not Celebrating Birthdays A Birthright? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Tired of celebrating birthdays? Buy some champagne and confetti and celebrate your very own New Year's Day.
The BMW Collection v1.0 - Desktop::Screen Savers: Vehicles Software By : Sundhed Og Helbred
A nice BMW screensaver for BMW car fans all over the world! Come visit www.very-funny-videos.com for more screensavers, wallpapers and hillarious and scary video clips!
'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk By : Jack Deal
Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome.
Latest Photoshop Tutorials v1.0 - Screensaver By : Sundhed Og Helbred
www.photoshoptutorials.dk Screensaver that gives you the latest Photoshop tutorials right on your screen!
10 Sexy and Hot Women Screensaver v1.0 - Desktop::Screen Savers: People Software By : Sundhed Og Helbred
Enjoy this very nicescreensaver of 10 sexy women!This great screensaver is courtesy of www.very-funny-videos.com. Come visit us for more screensavers, wallpapers and hillarious videos!
The Two Marble Stress Reduction Therapy Plan or 'What Me Worry'? By : Jack Deal
Chinese worry balls work but neuroscientists don't know why. Marbles are much more portable and have been shown to be just as effective.
Comics Acerca de Experiencias en Casinos By : Lisa Maza
Relata la vida nueva que viven los jugadores de casinos en l�nea los cuales olvidan limpiar por estar conectados al Internet. Jerry King es un excelente dibujante.
Are There More Dinosaurs? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Plastic is replacing glass; but as it fills our dumps and leaches chemicals into our soil, the convenience of plastic has become a curse. It's changed our lives and soon it will change our language. We'll be wearing eyeplastics and serving beverages in drinking plastics.
Can Being Right In Style Go Wrong? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Part of looking good is thinking you look good. Unfortunately, more of us should look in mirrors. Fad backward is daf.
A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer By : Catherine Harvey
A look at the experiences of an engineer and how he came to lose his job.
Stories From The IT Support Industry By : Thomas Pretty
A look at anecdotes and humorous stories from the IT support industry.
Are They Dreams Or Messages? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The most common dream is that our teeth are falling out. This dream reflects concern over our appearance or how others see us. These dreams mean we're experiencing a loss of power, a sense of inferiority or a lack of confidence. Maybe this is the most common dream because interpreting it gives us a lot to sink our teeth into.
Doesn't Every Litter Bit Still Hurt? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother didn't approve of the romance novels I read as a teenager. She called them trash novels. However, she had an even lower opinion of newspapers like the Star and the National Enquirer. She called them bird cage liners.
Is Food For Thought Fattening? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
As a child, I was told I had to drink eight glasses of water a day. By third grade I'd figured out that was two quarts. Now experts have changed their minds. We don't have to drink that much water unless we want to float a loan.
Free Videos - Never A Dull Moment! By : Konrad Braun
A free video can awaken your senses, force a laugh from your mouth, or touch your heart. They can entertain adults, kids, and teens and eventhough they may be under a minute in length, they may also be over an hour long.
When Realtors Become Cartoonists By : Rick London..
"Congratulations, Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the prodigal son.
SEO 101 mistakes and myths revealed By :
A good introduction to on-page search engine optimziation (SEO) and off-page search engine optimization also called link and trust building. What you should do when launching a new page and what you should avoid whatever it costs you.
The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock By : Jack Deal
When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock.
Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him? By : Jack Deal
Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right?
A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone By : Anna Stenning
Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time.
My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never By : Jack Deal
Never, never say never...
The Mighty Boosh Comedy Review - A Journey Through Time And Space By : Jim Olivero
When you watch The Mighty Boosh for the first time you have no doubt in your mind that you like it, the first thing that springs to mind is how do I tell my friends about this without sounding weird, this is because they create such a creative and abstract reality that it will have you transfixed with ...
Have You Heard Of Remote Viewing And Influencing? By : Jim Pretin
Remote viewing and remote influencing have become two of the most bizarre topics bandied about on the web in recent years
How One Cartoonist Made A Difference After 9/11 By : William Hendrix, Jr.
The first time I met cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons, he was not yet a cartoonist, but a successful entrepreneur who had founded an interesting bus tour business in 1988. I was a freelance journalist then, and he was getting major media coverage worldwide so I stood in line for an interview. He was quite affable and down to earth.
'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators By : Jack Deal
Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities.
Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look By : Jack Deal
We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method?
Who Is The Most Popular Living Cartoonist? Three Guesses. By : Alexa Ferotina
Asking oneself who is the best at their profession is similar to asking which galaxy offers the most oxygen. One can only guess it is ours, but that could be our ego talking. The Internet offers analytical sites that measure certain websites, however. Unlike movie and tv stars, cartoonists are not a talkative or egotistical bunch, for the most part, so one has to research. I found some interesting information.
Why People Should Salute The Far Side's Gary Larson....still By : Rick London..
I like to pontificate about The Far Side because I can only name a few humorists who had a great impact on my life before I launched Londons Times Cartoons. Two were cartoonists and one of them had a very major impact, Gary Larson The others were comedians and actors such as Steve Martin, Mike Myers, Steven Wright, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, Lucy, Rowan & Martin, Peter Sellers, and several dozen others. One other cartoonist was the late great Charles Schulz, and they all influenced me in a different way.
The Ultimate Design For The Single Woman By : Catherine Harvey
A look at how product design can be used in the field of new inventions to benefit a single woman.
It's All Gary Larson's (the Far Side) Fault By : Rick London..
I loved my years of living on Capital Hill in Washington, D.C. I was your typical hippie-turned-yuppie. Still thought like a sixties, guy, dressed like an eighties one. I liked my paycheck more than a bag of pot or the Beatles White Album.
Cartoon T-shirts And Positive Attitudes By : Rick London..
Shopping for the perfect t-shirt? Maybe it's for you. Perhaps a friend on a special occasion. Don't think tees are a great gift? Think again. 99% of Americans have a favorite tshirt and most American adults have between 16-40 designed ones.
Does Good Luck Believe In You? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people say you make your own luck. My grandmother disagreed. She said what you make is effort and the more effort you make, the luckier you'll be.
Who Invented The Vent? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
From the beginning of time inventions have changed our lives. Take indoor plumbing, for example. If indoor plumbing hadn't been invented, we'd all be outsiders.
Do You Know How To Speak Spa-Nish? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother said beauty starts within. I hope she meant within the walls of "Spas R Us".
Traveler's Checks ... And Balances? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
They say we are what we eat. If we eat what the locals eat when we travel, does that make us locals too?
Making Money In Cartooning: It's Not The Newspapers By : Rick London..
There was a time when a cartoonist had to be newspaper syndicated to "be somebody" (with apologies to Steve Martin in "The Jerk"). But even then, as now, the real money was not in newspapers. Besides, the chances of becoming a part of a major newspaper syndication are close to a million to one. One should just buy lottery tickets.
The Beyond Incredible Story Of Cartoonist Rick London By : Alexa Ferotina
I started working for cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons, when I was 21 years old and still a student at a nearby state university. I'd had a number of jobs, but he was the first boss I had that taught me pragmatic knowledge in the real world. Rick did not have a formal education, he does at the time of this writing, but the year was around 1997 or so.
Confessions Of An IT Support Worker By : Shaun Parker
A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area.
A Highland Wedding Proposal By : Catherine Harvey
A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car.
Top Ways To Enter The Humor Profession By : Rick London..
I can't tell you the right or wrong way to enter the field of comedy or how to become a cartoonist and keep a straight face. And that's good. Don't keep a straight face. That is rule number one.
The Best Ways To Enter The Field Of Humor Or Cartooning By : Rick London..
How does one get into comedy or become a cartoonist? Let me count the ways. There are too many to mention and its really one of those trial and error fields. But "funny" is a must.
Who Put Decor In Decoration? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I didn't put up Christmas decorations this year. Because we were going to be away, it seemed like too much work. Instead, I decorated myself with a smile.
Internet's Top Cartoonist Shares Simple Secrets Of Humor By : Rick London..
Being funny is not necessarily something with which someone is born. No, it does not hurt, but it it can prevent some major hurdles. In a nutshell, before one even thinks about trying to become funny, that is, if they are naturally not funny, is to learn about editing, and the fact that other people want the punch line and want it fast.
Do Mortgages Housebreak Us? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
According to my grandmother, a house is a house; but a home is what you make it. Unfortunately, she often followed those profound words with "and you can start by making your bed".
Do They Make Electric Security Blankets? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Every winter my electric blanket was my security blanket. Then a report said I was sleeping under a magnetic field that could make me sick - and that didn't sound like a field of dreams.
The Art Of Cyber-branding By : Rick London..
Before the Information Superhighway, blogs, social marketing, tcp-ip and other cyber-goodies, if a photographer or artist had an idea for a brand, he or she either had to go to a local silk screener and make a few tee shirts and pray a lot, or pray even more and go to the library calling name after name of manufacturers needed to portray the images. Then came the production, advertising, fulfilling, etc.
How T-shirts Became So Popular In America By : Rick London..
And You Thought T-Shirts Were Not An Important Part Of American History.
The Economic Impact Of T-shirts In America By : Rick London..
If you were like me, a tee was a tee was a tee.
To The Health With It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Getting enough sleep is important for our health. According to the National Sleep Foundation 100,000 car accidents are caused by sleep deprivation every year - but we're not meant to lose sleep worrying about it.
Megan Fox By : Shannon Carter
The article was about the celebrity and the main character's partner in the movie Transformer. It was discussed in this article the ambitions, awards, achievements and the past and present life of Megan Fox.
When Do Strangers Stop Being Strange? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband.
My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy By : Jack Deal
Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore.
Do Open Houses Open Minds? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When I had my first open house, I thought U should be there to answer questions. Not a good idea. Home is where the heart is - and where part of it will stay.
Branding & Private Labeling. It's A Breeze. Or Is It A Hurricane? By : Rick London..
Long before the Internet Calvin Klein knew it, Ralph Lauren, even Famous Amos knew it, as did so many others. Think of all the brand names you buy. Have you ever wondered how they did it?
Gadgets - Mechanical Or Maniacal Devices? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Gadgets are a part of progress and I'm trying to progress too. If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we stop clocks from blinking 12:00 after power failures?
Does Any Port In A Storm Include Airports? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
No weapons in carry-on luggage - fine; but I've had bruises on my shins that prove wheeled luggage is a weapon. I think wheeled luggage should have directional signals and break lights or airport police should give tickets for moving violations.
Can People Be Winterized? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue.
Cartooning For Dummies...and Very Smart People By : Rick London..
"They" say you have to be funny and artistic to be a cartoonist. I beg to differ.
The Zen Of Niche By : Rick London..
When I was in college (the first time around), I was always told to find a niche and keep it simple. Little did I know at the time, I was learning a sound business principle. After all, there is nothing simple about Ebay, Yahoo, or Google.
What Makes The World Go Around? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Judging by the line of cars at Starbuck's drive-in window, coffee makes the world go around. Sometimes the line of cars causes traffic problems, but that doesn't seem to bring the police around. Oh - no donuts.
Can Errands Be Walked? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails.

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