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Are Happy Hours Bar-Gains? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are two differences between bargain hunters and big game hunters. One, bargain hunters don't wear pith helmets. Two, it's the bargain hunters who charge - not the wild animals.
Do You Get Lost Following Recipes? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The dictionary defines recipes as directions. When it comes to following recipes, I'd like to have a GPS.
Fact Is Funnier Than Comedy By : Ajeet Khurana
Instead of watching that funny movie, why not just look at real life? Often fact is funnier than fiction.
Is Late Always Better Than Never? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Better late than never is what we say when something we've been waiting for finally happens. However, when it come to Father time, it's already later than we think; and I'd just as soon he never came.
Are Some Of Your Friends Dog-Eared? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Books are friends you can drop, but their feelings won't be hurt.
Can You Lose Yourself Winning? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The only thing better than a weekend at a spa is winning a weekend at a spa. Basically, all we paid were compliments.
Do Detours Test Our Sense Of Direction? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Sometimes I think if I saw a road map of my life, I'd get lost trying to get where I am.
Who Should Save For A Rainy Day? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I grew up hearing my grandmother say I should save for a rainy day, but I didn't understand why. We didn't need money when it rained. We stayed home.
Have They Got Your Number? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Because we live in the computer age, we've become numbers. I hope when I get to the Pearly Gates, there's not a sign that says take a number.
Do Relations Spoil Relationships? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Relationships make the world go around. The difference between a good relationship and a bad one is night and day.
Who Decides What Qualifies As Trivia? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If you're a researcher for the Guinness World Records book, is your work life a Trivial Pursuit?
Is Grocery Shopping Food For Thought? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
In spite of the specials and the coupons, the coffee and the pop music, grocery shopping is like dusting.It's never done.
Are Compliments Paid Because They're Earned? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If a compliment is sincere, shouldn't it be spelled complimeant?
What's Good About Good Nutrition? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't think an apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, I'd eat an apple every day if I didn't have to wait to see the doctor.
Is It Written In The Stars? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I thought "What zodiac sign are you?" was just a pick-up line used in bars until I read that Geminis are witty, intellectual, youthful and lively. As a Gemini, I agree.
Do You Take Personal Development Personally? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
For personal development you have to be goal-oriented. Being a soccer mom, however, didn't qualify me as goal-oriented
Is Chocolate Milk A Compromise In A Glass? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Politics is one of the many things that requires compromise. Is that why some of our politicians have been caught in compromising positions?
Farting the lighter side By : Fartin Martin
Commonly known as farting, or passing gas, medically flatulence is a phenomenon where gas collected in the digestive tract is expelled through the rectum. In various cultures around the world flatulence is seen as an objectionable act in public. People have suggested colon hydrotherapy and other colon cleansing techniques to clean the digestive tract and hence reduce flatulence; however the effectiveness of any of the techniques is a matter of debate.
Yes, Virginia, the World is Full of Jerks... By : Jack Deal
Jerks are everywhere and a diverse bunch at that. Why are jerks so irritating?
Is Your Lifestyle Stylish? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles.
No Saving Grace? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
According to a recent report, Americans have saved less than they have in seventy-two years. For many Americans save is one of THOSE four-letter words.
Is It A Hobby Or Therapy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Hobbies are meant to turn free time into productive pastimes. Some people collect coins. Others collect stamps. I'm going to collect time for a new hobby.
Presents Or Presence Of Mind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
It doesn't surprise me it only takes Santa one year to make presents for all the children in the world. It doesn't surprise me he can deliver all the presents in one night. What surprises me is he asks children what they want. Santa never had any children, did he?
Language Is Confusing - Why Aren't Green Grocers Green? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If English wasn't my native language, I think it would be too hard to learn. The words too and to are two of the reasons.
Why Can't We Have Lots Of Best Friends? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If you compare three friends, one of them is good, one is better and one is best. It doesn't sound fair, but it's grammatically correct.
Is Saying Please Inspirational Motivation? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
During different times in my life I've experienced different inspirational motivations. Now I'm wondering if my alarm clock qualifies as inspirational motivation.
Never Leave Your Wingman: A Summer of Sin and Debauchery By : garry hill
A short story about a true wingman and how it saved the summer.
Can Words Pollute The Air? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.
Blood Sucking Critters By : Dr Andrew Impey
Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers
Do You Talk To Talk Radio? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Wouldn't it be nice if teenagers listened to talk radio. Then I could say, "Turn that damn thing up so I can hear myself think".
Myths About Real Estate Agents By : Ki Gray
This article is a light analysis of Real Estate Agents and the myths surrounding them.
How To Know When You Are Being Date Blocked By : garry hill
Many guys might not be aware of when they are being date blocked and some know all too well. The signs can sometimes be elusive at first, especially when you are at a beer bash party where a lot of people mix and mingle. I learned this last weekend at a party where I discovered that blocking takes on many forms, each with it's own ugly face.
Is It Coincidence Marriage Contains The Words I Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The secret to a happy marriage is to realize the for better part usually is and the for worse part is when you should be thinking about the for better part.
Who Knew Toothsome Meant Tasty? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother used to say if you take your teeth for granted, you won't be taking them with you.
How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm trying to increase my good habits. How am I doing? Not bad.
Helpline for Pot Plants By : Dr Andrew Impey
Think not what technology can do for you; think what it can do for your plants
Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it? By : Jim Pretin
A commentary about Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing
Internet Scams and the Charlatans Behind Them By : Jim Pretin
A humorous commentary about internet making money scams
Is Seeing Believing On TV? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Supposedly, you can believe whatever you see with your own eyes. Is this still true when you see it through your TV's big eye?
Sports And Sports Betting: The Quotes And The Quotable By : Karol Lucan
From an NFL player alleged to be so cruel to dogs it should make you cringe, to an NBA referee who went on a sports betting binge, to a Tour de France rider with a syringe, it's been an interesting few months in the world of sports and sports betting.
Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Life is a lesson in patience. It's not a coincidence that doctors' waiting rooms are for "patients".
Why Do Alarm Clocks Have To Be Alarming? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
You often hear people say there's something they couldn't do without. Actually, there's a lot of things I'd like to do without.
Solar Panels to Power USA By : Dr Andrew Impey
Can it be true - the US to be 40% solar powered by 2017 - no, but this humorous article looks at how it might be
Hamsters Can Now Help Halt Identity Theft By : Dr Andrew Impey
New paper-shredding invention hams it up
What Happened To The Lazy Days Of Summer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Is it my imagination or are we too busy to be lazy?
Weight Gain And The Summer Dilemma By : Jean Shaw
One reason for gaining weight which many women of a "certain age" will relate to is the menopause and currently that is my explanation.
Does Re-Gifting Make You Gifted? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't understand why some people are against re-gifting. It's recycling merchandise without recycling money.
Was The Hula Hoop An Original Idea? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
A hula hoop is a combination of the hula movement and a hoop. Is that an original idea? Maybe God had the only original idea.
Will Reading This Make You Lucky? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When you're out of luck, how did you run out and where do you go to get more?
Money Grown on Trees By : Dr Andrew Impey
It's good for users and it's good for farmers; we just need to crack the science around the pound note.
Still Have Growing Pains? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"Act your age". How many times did you hear that when you were growing up? If you act your age, does that mean you're grown up?
Who Put "U" In Restaurants? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I go out to eat when I'm too busy to cook. What do people who run restaurants do?
Why Do People Behave Like That? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Why do people act silly when a video camera is pointing at them. Do they know why?
Is It Spelled Vacation Or Vaca-Shun? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't care how vacation is spelled, I just want one. I don't know if I want to get away from my house, my life or myself - the one I've seen in the mirror lately. I just want to get sway!
Who Invented Traffic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Traffic provides a place for people with no place to go an excuse for not going anywhere.
How Can You Be Too Old For Birthdays? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition?
Who Carries The Beach Umbrella? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The beach is a sandbox for adults. We bring toys and take home sand in our clothes.
Sick Of Eating Healthy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Coffee's good for you, then it isn't. Eggs are good for you, then they're not. Eating their words can't be good for nutritionists.
Tempted To Cruise Through Life? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I love cruises. My husband doesn't. We compromised by going on a small ship cruise. However, our cabin was so small, compromising positions were almost impossible.
Do Clothes Horses Wear Polo Shirts? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If clothes make the man, woman constantly remake themselves and teenagers should make amends.
Is Hurrying Stressful? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I identify with the White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland". He scurried around yelling, "I'm late, I'm late - for a very important date". I hurry instead of scurry and every day on the calendar is an important date for me.
When Is It A Wine's Time? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science
Have You Been To France? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some say Pris is for lovers. If it is, Provence is for lovers of food and wine and no bathroom scales.
Don't Babies Make The World Go Around? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I was one, I had two, my two will have more. There's no shortage of babies, but each one is special - well maybe not quite as special during the terrible two's.
Great Halloween Games By : Arthur Stoller
Make your halloween that much more fun
When Is A Makeover Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers.
What Do You Want In A President? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The best argument in favor of cloning is our need for a person worthy of being President. Where are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln when we really need them?
Do You Remember Your School Daze? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school.
Do You Give Yourself Credit? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are plain credit cards and gold credit cards and platinum credit cards. There are credit cards that give you points for free gas and clothes and airline tickets. There's so much credit out there it's discreditable.
Who Ordered The Mail Order Catalogs? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I didn't order the carving set that looked like drumsticks from a kitchen catalog and I didn't order the curried almond stuffing mix from a gourmet catalog. When it came to mail order, I'd gone cold turkey - again.
Are They Stories Or Lessons? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales.
Want Your Picture Taken Or Returned? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people are photogenic. I'm not one of them. When it comes to cameras, I want to be out of the picture.
Are They Being Nosey? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales.
Are You Running On Automatic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
On vacation one day rolls into the next and I forget what day it is. Not it's happening when I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, the days aren't rolling by. They are whizzing by. It's like I'm running on automatic, but my breaks don't work.
Three Good and True Rat Stories By : Jack Deal
We can never have too many good rat stories. By nature, rats elicit a human response that is both unpredictable and at times entertaining.
Can You Compare Apples And Oranges? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they?
Who's The Weaker Sex? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Although women don't play professional football or hit a golf ball as far or hit a tennis ball as hard as men do, I'm not sure women are the weaker sex.
Are Television Commercials Rude? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real.
Funny Video and Entertainment Site Review By : Bradley C Smith
So Google buys YouTube for $1.6B in stock and cash and suddenly the world wakes up. The result, hundreds of new entries into the funny video, video sharing and music video marketplace. I've heard many complaints about the sudden influx of content sites. To them I say, "shut it". There can NEVER be enough content on the web. Here is a review of some newer sites.
Do You Do Brunch? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
People go out for brunch for different reasons. For some it's a holiday celebration. For others it's a social occasion. For me it's - laziness.
Are You In The Race? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit.
InterSpecies Communication: Why Is It Doomed By : Sharon Gerad
Educate yourself on the specific cunningness and thoughtfulness used by the female sex for turning the man into a crazed maniac. Read some laughable parables.
Who Said Dogs Are Man's Best Friend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
First they're your four-legged children, then playmates for your children, then companions to fill the empty nest. Pets are family.
Can You Weather The Storm? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"If You Don't Like The Weather, Wait a minute" - that's a New England expression. However,I came to a point in my life when I couldn't wait for snow to go away.
Can Exercise Be Exorcised? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise.
Are They Driving You Crazy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson.
Are You What You Eat? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste.
Possessed By Your Possessions? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Do people who try to save the world also save string?
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
As with everything else, love is found in the last place you look. What's most important is to keep looking until your expectations are surpassed.
Were The Good Old Days Better? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't know if the good old days were better; but if I wait long enough, these will be the good old days.
Is A House Modeled Before It's Remodeled? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
At first remodeling seems like a good idea. However, there's a lot of time after that to question that idea.
Is It A Rule? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are rules for everything. That is one of the rules of life.
Humor and YouTube By : Catherine Matthew
Making a YouTube video? Here are some tips. Read on.
Have You Wanted To Be Free As The Wind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Everyone has times they want to escape reality. Those times are called fantasies and fantasies don't last long.
Are You An Optimist? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists.
Wasting Away on the Web By : Stephanie Foster
Spending lots of time on the web is fun. It just eats up a lot of time.
Expecting The Unexpected? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I used to want to scream when we had unexpected guests. Now I'm able to successfully fake a scream of joy when they arrive.
To Join Or Not To Join? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I didn't start life as a joiner. I didn't intend to be a joiner. Somehow life caught up with me.
Ever Envy Rip Van Winkle? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Nothing is as refreshing as a nap - well, nothing that's both free and good for you.
Are You A Good Sport? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?

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