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"Guest" Who's Coming To Dinner? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When we lived in New Jersey, our guest towels looked like new. When we moved to Southern California, they became threadbare from overuse. So did the replacements. Now the guest towels in the powder room are made of paper.
'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators By : Jack Deal
Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities.
'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk By : Jack Deal
Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome.
10 Sexy and Hot Women Screensaver v1.0 - Desktop::Screen Savers: People Software By : Sundhed Og Helbred
Enjoy this very nicescreensaver of 10 sexy women!This great screensaver is courtesy of www.very-funny-videos.com. Come visit us for more screensavers, wallpapers and hillarious videos!
15 Sayings of His Eminence - Homer Simpson By : Aazdak Alisimo
There is little doubt that the sayings of Homer Simpson have become food for fodder and deep thought in today's pop culture. I am not sure what that says about us, but a religion based on his weekly humor can't be far off. Here are a few choice samples:
15 Ways To Get Real Frustrated With Your PC By : patty
A humorous look at how to abuse your PC.
2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe By : Jack Deal
Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe.
4 Ways In Which Erection Enhancer Pills Can Get You Into Trouble By : Gary Toh
This article highlights the negative side of erection enhancement pills. If you are thinking of getting one, make sure you are not caught in these situations.
A Concise History Of Cartoons And Funny Pictures By : Vicki Churchill
For as long as man has been able to paint and draw, funny pictures and cartoons have been depicted on caves walls, canvas, paper, floors, ceilings and even skin!
A Highland Wedding Proposal By : Catherine Harvey
A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car.
A Lollipop Lady: The Law Or Just An Easy Target? By : Patrick Omari
Some opinions of lollipop ladies.
A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone By : Anna Stenning
Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time.
A Very Unlucky Day By : Buboy Francisco
The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months.
A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer By : Catherine Harvey
A look at the experiences of an engineer and how he came to lose his job.
Aaron McGruder And His Controversial Comic Strip "The Boondocks" By : Sebastian Marders
The satirical and edgy comic strip "The Boondocks," created by Aaron McGruder, involves two young African American brothers from inner-city Chicago who explore life living with their grandfather in an unassuming suburb of the big city.
After Forty Are Birthday Cards Junk Mail? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
All I had to do to stop calls from telemarketers was make a phone call. Who can I call to stop junk mail?
Aggravation and Adventure in the Garden By : Jesse Turner
In our first try at gardening we were naive enough to think "plant it and it will grow", well, that bubble was burst rather quickly.
Am I The Only One? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it?
Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look By : Jack Deal
We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method?
An Eye for an Apprentice By : Dr Andrew Impey
An interesting look at physiognomy - The 500 year old theory of judging people based on how far appart their eyes are. Physiognomy is then applied to the hit tv show, The Apprentice, to judge who really should have won.
Another Blond Joke? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun.
Are All Ideas Created Equal? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Inventors continually prove that not every idea is a good idea.
Are Cat People Dog-Tired? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people are cat people, some are dog people and some are animal people. It's like ice cream. Some people like chocolate, some like vanilla and others like spumoni. It's what make the world go...ellipsed.
Are Compliments Paid Because They're Earned? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If a compliment is sincere, shouldn't it be spelled complimeant?
Are Crystal Balls Really Crystal? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Crystal balls appeal to our curiosity about what's going to happen next. We all have crystal balls, but they're called experience, intuition and knowledge.
Are Doors Open For Discussion? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy?
Are Happy Hours Bar-Gains? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are two differences between bargain hunters and big game hunters. One, bargain hunters don't wear pith helmets. Two, it's the bargain hunters who charge - not the wild animals.
Are Sitters An Endangered Species? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species.
Are Some Of Your Friends Dog-Eared? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Books are friends you can drop, but their feelings won't be hurt.
Are Superstitions Based In History? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Although some superstitions are hundreds of years old, most of us don't think we're superstitious. We just don't want to risk offending evil spirits.
Are Television Commercials Rude? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real.
Are The Rich Still Getting Richer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
With prices going up and the stock market going down, rich is being redefined.
Are There More Dinosaurs? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Plastic is replacing glass; but as it fills our dumps and leaches chemicals into our soil, the convenience of plastic has become a curse. It's changed our lives and soon it will change our language. We'll be wearing eyeplastics and serving beverages in drinking plastics.
Are They Being Nosey? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales.
Are They Dreams Or Messages? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The most common dream is that our teeth are falling out. This dream reflects concern over our appearance or how others see us. These dreams mean we're experiencing a loss of power, a sense of inferiority or a lack of confidence. Maybe this is the most common dream because interpreting it gives us a lot to sink our teeth into.
Are They Driving You Crazy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson.
Are They Shopping Malls Or Mauls? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm an enclosed mall shopper. For me it's a jacket I don't have to wear and an umbrella I don't have to carry. It keeps me warm and dry - and it keeps me shopping.
Are They Stories Or Lessons? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales.
Are We Acting Our Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Anti-aging is big business - which makes me wonder if wisdom really does come with age-ing.
Are We Getting Older Or Younger? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The dictionary defines middle age as the time between youth and old age, but that time seems to be getting longer and longer.
Are We Programmed More Than TV? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds.
Are We Speaking The Same Language? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother might have described something as the cat's meow. My mother might have said the same thing was cool. I'd probably say neat and my sons would say rad, but we're all speaking the same language.
Are You A Bad Dreamer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams.
Are You A Creature Of Habit? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit.
Are You A Fair-Weather Friend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
If a fair weather friend is someone who feels friendlier when it's sunny and eighty degrees outside, that's me.
Are You A Good Sport? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?
Are You A Procrastinator? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators.
Are You An Optimist? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists.
Are You And Your Mate Well Mated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement?
Are You Any Wiser? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older.
Are You Compulsive Or Just Highly Motivated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't think I'm compulsive about cleaning my kitchen. Some people think you are what you eat. I just think you are where you eat.
Are You Holding The Line? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
There are all kinds of lines. Frankly, just thinking about them causes lines in my forehead.
Are You In Step With Your Feet? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Millions of Americans have problems with their feet. If we don't pay more attention to foot care, the U.S. won't have a leg to stand on.
Are You In The Race? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit.
Are You Listed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists.
Are You Losing Sleep Over It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Has lack of sleep become this century's sleeping sickness?
Are You Motivated To Be Motivated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out?
Are You Off-Track? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor.
Are You Old Enough To Know Better? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Aren't people who worry about their age old enough to know better?
Are You Running On Automatic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
On vacation one day rolls into the next and I forget what day it is. Not it's happening when I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, the days aren't rolling by. They are whizzing by. It's like I'm running on automatic, but my breaks don't work.
Are You Spreading Humor By : David Hill
My first thought upon seeing the subject, "Are you sharing humor?" was that it referred to comics or orators. After giving some thought to the subject I began to see that each one of us, at sometime or other, should share our humor.
Are You Stressed By Stress? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother had a simple solution for stress. Relax, let go of whatever is bothering you - and don't pick it up again!
Are You Wearing A Uniform? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it.
Are You What You Eat? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste.
Aren't There Too Many I's In Criticism? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Abraham Lincoln said we have the right to criticize if we have the heart to help. Who could criticize that?
Baby Clothes Louder Than The Baby By : Catherine Harvey
A humourous look at the trend in dressing your children in funny baby t-shirts and the physocological effects it can have.
Bathroom Safety Tips Made Easy By : dror klar
Tips to make the most dangerous room in your home a lot safer.
Becoming A Celebrity Is Easier Than You Think By : Rick London...
Last night I turned on a cable news program. I was busy in the kitchen and couldn't see the screen but I heard a voice that I remembered always sent chills down my spine. I walked into the living room and sure enough, staring me in the face, swastika on forehead, was Charles Manson and a news reporter. It was a bit spooky.
Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life By : Jack Deal
It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages.
Blood Sucking Critters By : Dr Andrew Impey
Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers
Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican By : Jack Deal
Better to buy from friends and neighbors than from those that poison us and even their own.
Branding & Private Labeling. It's A Breeze. Or Is It A Hurricane? By : Rick London..
Long before the Internet Calvin Klein knew it, Ralph Lauren, even Famous Amos knew it, as did so many others. Think of all the brand names you buy. Have you ever wondered how they did it?
Build It And They Will Come? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history.
Can Being Right In Style Go Wrong? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Part of looking good is thinking you look good. Unfortunately, more of us should look in mirrors. Fad backward is daf.
Can Confusion Be Confuted? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
One of the things that confuses me is the word "con". How can a word that means swindle also mean to study carefully?
Can Errands Be Walked? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails.
Can Exercise Be Exorcised? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise.
Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution.
Can People Be Winterized? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue.
Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks? By : Jack Deal
Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail?
Can We Get There From Here? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The federal government has done lots of things to make it easier to drive. Now it needs to make it easier to drive down the cost of gas.
Can We Get To The Future From Here? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Although we don't know what the future will bring, we do know it will help us get past the past.
Can Words Pollute The Air? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.
Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that?
Can You Compare Apples And Oranges? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they?
Can You Feel Their Pain? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Has pain management become big business in the U.S. because we have more pain or because we are tolerating it less?
Can You Lose Yourself Winning? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
The only thing better than a weekend at a spa is winning a weekend at a spa. Basically, all we paid were compliments.
Can You Take The "I" Out Of Traffic? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
Traffic is one of life's puzzles. While it slows you to a stop, it drives you crazy.
Can You Weather The Storm? By : Knight Pierce Hirst
"If You Don't Like The Weather, Wait a minute" - that's a New England expression. However,I came to a point in my life when I couldn't wait for snow to go away.
Cartoon T-shirts And Positive Attitudes By : Rick London..
Shopping for the perfect t-shirt? Maybe it's for you. Perhaps a friend on a special occasion. Don't think tees are a great gift? Think again. 99% of Americans have a favorite tshirt and most American adults have between 16-40 designed ones.
Cartooning For Dummies...and Very Smart People By : Rick London..
"They" say you have to be funny and artistic to be a cartoonist. I beg to differ.
Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets By : John DeJong
Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit.
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Voila mon histoire. J'avais la vingtaine. Le casino m'a totalement ruine.
Charlie Chaplin - The Legend By : Sebastian Marders
Charlie Chaplin's comedy was rich in creativity and cleverness. His ability to make his audience laugh while touching universal chords of emotions was a rare gift.
Chistes Feministas Que Te Har�n Re�r By : Teodoro Gonzáles
Los hombres se creen los mejores, pero no lo son. He aqu� algunos chistes que te har�n re�r un poco de los hombres.
Christian Comedy - 7 Ways Christian Comedy Can Help Your Church With Outreach By : Ben Needles
Are you looking for an affordable, yet effective way to reach your community? One that will be an encouragement to your members, as well as a meaningful way to share Gods love with your local community? Here are 7 ways a Christian comedian can help your church provide both encouragement and outreach within your community:

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Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One By : Jack Deal
As if there isn't enough to worry about already...
Clown College Was Serious Business By : Sebastian Marders
It's been said that a person has a better chance of getting into Harvard than the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College. This fact highlights the extensive admission process and the seriousness of learning to be a clown.
Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems ! By : http://www.KarKarToon.com
More than just entertaining the average visitor, KarKarToon.com attempts to put the Arab World's harsh REALITY into clear perspective. Through simple but genuine humor: "A Sarcastic Insight into the Arab World"

KarKarToon.com has made its MISSION to ignite a sense of awareness and understanding. It asks of its user to not just laugh and smile at its pictures, videos, jokes or games...., but to think about how they can start making a change their community.
Comedy and Comedians By : Rodger Jackman
Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada.

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